He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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