: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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