pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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