is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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