Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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