Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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