discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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