Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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