Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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