Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
