I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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