idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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