i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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