I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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