I want to stick my p in your. b.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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