So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I understand Curling. That high.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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