He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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