East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am in a vortex of obligation.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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