the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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