Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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