I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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