had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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