I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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