Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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