I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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