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(248): View more from Michigan

Don't you send me to vm

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(805): View more from California

she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

(952): View more from Minnesota

what?

(612): View more from Minnesota

i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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(440): View more from Ohio

Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me

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(305): View more from Florida

YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?

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