i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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