You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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