I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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