Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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