who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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