I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dick very happy bro
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