i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Vodka?
Forever.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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