i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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