wanna go halves on a baby?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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