You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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go home
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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