i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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