yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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