I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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