Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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