4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
id be glad to
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Your penis caused this!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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