We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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