You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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