Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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