i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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