I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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