I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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