I'm passing your future prison.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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