I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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