Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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