im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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