is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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