I want to stick my p in your. b.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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