does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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