That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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