Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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