I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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