Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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