Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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